Obviously, Blitzkrieg is brilliant. I wonder if he would he follow in his pet parent footsteps and become a computer genius? In that case, he’d need his own laptop and mouse.
On the other hand, perhaps Blitzkrieg’d prefer a job as a watch dog. In that case, he’s need a watch. Maybe he’d wear a ruff and ready Sniff Army Watch,
or would be go all Corporate Raider on me and wear a Growlex?
After a hard day’s work, how would Bltizkrieg spend his hard-earned cash? Would he be an Earth Doggie and consider this hip retro bed featuring fabric made from recycled plastic bottles?
Or would he give in to the temptation of fast cars and fast women and buy a Furrai Bed instead?
In his downtime, would he choose to gleefully bite the face off of organic plush squeaky toys?
Or would Blitzkrieg surround himself with a group of evil minions that do his dirty work for him?
Would he eschew the raised dog feeder I made for him for a more Blitzkrieg - like design? Such as a feeder made from a recycled wine crate.
Or would my Pekingese want to get in touch with his Chinese breed heritage with a Mandarin feeder? (As luck would have it. I found the Mandarin raised feeder after I gave up and decided to make my own. *Wistful Sigh For What Might Have Been...*)
Oh, who am I kidding? With so much disposable income, I know Blitzkrieg would give in to his party boy nature. With Mutt-tinis,
And Dog Perignon!
Does your dog have a job of their own or go to work with you? If not, what job would your dog have if they had to work? What would they buy with their hard-earned dough?