Blitzkrieg wasn’t always Mr. Mellow Cuddle Buddy. Once upon a time, he was a scared abused dog. Once he started to come out of his shell, all of the energy Blitzkrieg spent worrying about being hit needed to go somewhere. That somewhere was my bathroom, where Blitzkrieg grabbed toilet tissue from the roll and shredded it.
A little privacy please? I have a roll to decimate.
After three years of behavior rehabilitation, I thought we were done with this issue. I’m glad Blitzkrieg is getting back to his old self with one exception. This dog is back to being a bundle of energy and can’t participate in sports yet. That energy has nowhere constructive to go. Except back into my bathroom -to shred toilet paper.
Which I usually discover a little too late in my hour of need ifyaknowwhatImean.
I don’t even know how Blitzkrieg does it. I bought a much higher toilet tissue holder when I remodeled the bathroom to thwart him. The dog must be part ninja.
14 inches tall my tail - I can so make that!
I mention the incident to Husband he says he knew all about it. He cleaned up the mess in the bathroom but didn’t replace the toilet roll because there was still some on the roll.
What he fails to realize is that the female member of this household (me) usually needs more than 1 square to get the job done.
That stops right here. Right now. I’m joining the White Cloud Roll-volution because I live with a Ripper (of the canine variety.)
I’d out Husband but he makes my dinner, and well, I like to eat.
Of course, you’re welcome to watch the videos on the White Cloud Roll-volution Headquarters, guess what kind of non roll replacer Husband is, and come back and tell me out it. He can’t get mad at me for that, right?
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