Condo Blues: Zestra Natural Nookie Giveaway!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Zestra Natural Nookie Giveaway!

Guys, I don’t blog about women-only topics often but you might want to go and read this post about how I garden with a jackhammer because I’m going to be talk about lady bits.

Oh and if you’re my parents or in-laws you might want to click away too. I don’t think you really want to know what goes one between the sheets with Husband and I.

OK now that it’s just us girls – let’s talk.

When I made my 2010 New Year’s Resolution to green the rest of my health and beauty aids, I didn’t think it would change how Husband and I do things in the nookie department because that department as been well, just awesome. In fact we just celebrated our 13th wedding anniversary. Congrats to us!

But when I got the chance to try something that would enhance that department and was based on essential oils, well – how could I not take the chance to spice things up – for the good the environment – right?

I’m greening my s*x life for you Mother Earth – be grateful.

I mean resolutions are resolutions you know.

I got the chance to try Zestra, an “essential arousal oil” (which I’m quoting Zestra because that’s the best G rated way I know to describe it) that when applied improves your feelings of “satisfaction” ifyaknowwhatImen.

Zestra is hormone free. The ingredients in Zestra are PA-free Borage Seed Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Angelica Extract, Coleus Forskholii Extract, Theobromine, Vitamin C ,and Vitamin E.

I applied Zestra to my lady bits and felt a rush of tingly things – wow! Then Husband and I began, um, product testing.

Wowie, wow, wow, wow!

Things with Husband have always been good – like fireworks. With the addition of Zestra they were like a fireworks grand finale!


I can’t believe I’m blogging about this.


  • It was good. Real good. Like awesome real good.
  • Zestra’s made of plant based ingredients.
  • If you order Zestra online your order comes in a plain padded envelope with Semprae printed on the return address label. This is good because you never know what would happen when you go the mailbox and one of the nosey old lady neighbors sees you and strikes up a conversation with you after you’ve gotten your mail. Really. *blushing again*

  • It comes in a box with tiny foil packets for each application - increased waste in my wastebasket but easier to get through airport security travel restrictions.

Zestra Giveaway – Two Winners!!

If you don’t believe me enter my Zestra giveaway and find out for yourself. Zestra has generously offered a Zestra 2-pack for not one, but for two winners!

To enter: Visit Zestra and leave a comment on Condo Blues telling me a tidbit or factoid that you’ve learned about Zestra. You must leave your email address so I can contact you if you win or your entry will be disqualified. If your email address is available via your Blogger profile that counts.

Update 4/28/10: I'm not getting many entries so I suppose that you're shy about attaching your real name or user name to this giveaway. I'm really only interested in having your email address so I can contact the winner - you'd be amazed how many people enter my drawings without giving me their contact information. Which means I can't give them their prize and that makes me sad. So I'm taking a page from Chunky Chicken's book.if you want to enter but be anonymous you can use a Bond Girl name like "Honey Ryder" as your user name. Can't come up with one? Try using the  use the Bond Girl Name Generator

You can earn extra chances to win by doing any of the following after you’ve made your initial comment on my blog:

  1. Blog about my contest with a link back to Condo Blues. Please leave the URL of your blog post so I can verify it.
  2. Subscribe to Condo Blues by Email.  
  3. Subscribe to the Condo Blues RSS feed.  
  4. Follow Condo Blues on Twitter AND tweet about the contest. Please leave your username and the URL of your tweet in your comment so I can verify it. 
  5. Become a fan of the Condo Blues Facebook page
  6. Put my Condo Blues button on the sidebar of your blog.
You must leave a separate comment for each method you used to enter the contest. If you choose to use every method of entry, you have up to seven chances to win!

I will use a random generator to select the winner. The Zestra Natural Nookie Giveaway runs from April 26, 2010 – May 9, 2010 12 midnight EST. Good Luck!

Here ya go FTC: Zestra provided me with a free sample to facilitate this review. They did not compensate me to say nice things about their product or run this giveaway. All opinions are my own at the time of this writing and longtime readers know I can very opinionated.


Robj98168 said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW... (plugging ears and singling loudly) LALALALALALA

Carry on lisa.

Lydia said...
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Dina said...

so happy they are making something natural these days! all good oils, i am an aromatherapist. the only caution is pregnant women should not use it, evening primrose can loosen the cervix too early.

BarbS said...

And by the way, I'm also a fan on FB. :-)

Unknown said...

Hmm... for some reason my first post didn't go through this morning.

I checked out the website, and was happy to see the all natural ingredients. I have to admit, though, some of the "testimonials" just made me sad...

Unknown said...

All botanical ingredients!

scdeanocrat at gmail dot com

Mrs. JoAnne Mabey said...

jojomabey at hotmail dot com

this could be..... fun! =P

Mrs. JoAnne Mabey said...

oh and i have email subscribed too!

Minding Spot said...

ladybits made me lol Ok you wrote enough to make me want to try it myself. I visited and I learned that zestra can help women enjoy themselves, even though who are on depression medication.

wendyhines (at) hotmail (dot) com

Mom vs. the boys said...

I love your review! great!
I like that the product was featured on tyra, rachel ray, the docs etc...makes me feel like it's a good safe product!

momvstheboys at gmail dot com

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Summer said...

Zestra is hormone free and works in minutes.

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Summer said...

I subscribe by email.

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Summer said...

I became a fan on facebook.

summer9981 at aol dot com