Keep reading! I'll teach you how to make this lush evergreen
Christmas garland for little to no money!
I haven't seen anything like it since. All of the fake evergreen garland I see now looks anemic and hateful.

I found a bag of purple glass ball ornaments covered in hot glue and foam from a failed Christmas wreath project in the garage this year. A few hours of picking hot glue off the salvageable Christmas balls I have enough to hang them on my DIY garden trellises to turn them into trellis Christmas trees.